Why Tim Tebow Should not win the Heisman
Even though his statistics are rediculous, and that his winning would promote the SEC, and it would keep another crappy player from being added to that list of aweful Heisman winners, and he has single handedly kept his team in some games and won some...He still should not win the Heisman. I think there is a legitimate "sweet emotion" reason he should not win it. It's not because He plays for the 'fruity gators', It's not b/c he plays for the Whiniest (being contested in my household if that's a word) coach in the SEC, It's not b/c he has the gayest TD dance in football. The reason is simple: There's no crying in football. There's no crying in Football. There's no crying in football!!!!!!!
posted by Alex @ 11:52 PM
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6 Comments:
Excellent point. I will now have to rethink my heisman options. The crying is a big minus...Bo Jackson did not even cry when he tore his hip up. He simply gritted his teeth and said I have two hip sockets
here is another reason...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hi_uDNJ3Fs
-Ben
Tebow just doesn't have any concept of the closely related truth "walking it off"
Tebow is crying because football has become too easy for him and now he's got to move on to another sport.
I think Tebow is crying b/c his boyfriend broke up with him after he lost the game.
-Chris
How are we suppose to be Men in this society with the epitome of Man, the starting QB, cries. Just another example of the efeminizing of America. Sad.
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